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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 04:55

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

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Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!